*me flushing the toilet at night*

toilet: BBRRRSSHHGGGHHTTFFFH

me: chill

the0notesking:

thatdudeemu:

Why she bussing it wide open for the ocean though?

Pop that pussy for Poseidon

the0notesking:

thatdudeemu:

Why she bussing it wide open for the ocean though?

Pop that pussy for Poseidon

(Source: omenta)

du4ne:

i just know i’m gonna get back to school and people are gonna be saying “DRAG HA” and “YAS HUNTY” and i’m not looking forward to hearing those in real life at all

jerkidiot:

my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

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are you sure mom

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are you sure these are my clothes